Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun - - Chuck won.

Chuck Norris destroyed the table of elements because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make him drink.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.